Questions
Can ashtanga vinyasa yogis cop to looking at pictures of Britney Spears' vagina?

Can ashtanga vinyasa yogis admit to being more intrigued by Britney Spears' C-section scar than her vagina?

What does Britney Spears' vagina have to do with yoga?

Oh, if only we could live in a cave in the jungle, wear a loincloth, grow our hair and beards, practice the asanas, the pranayama, the meditation, chant the Gita and the Sutras, and know nothing of Britney Spears' vagina.