Speaking of celebrity yoga students, there was a brief pulse in time when I was impressed if a yoga teacher had, at one time, taught Madonna.
Not that I'm now expertly jaded, it's just that over the years I've met at least 10 people who have taught her yoga.
Sort of takes the gilding off the lily.
I mean, Christ, who hasn't taught Madonna yoga?
But you don't care about that. Your immediate thought at the mention of "Madonna" and "yoga" was "Yes, but how was her practice?"
Apparently it was very focused and intense, as one would imagine.
Although the few people I've met who've taught her private lessons have all mentioned that she demands an enormous amount of energy and attention from her teacher, so much so that one guy remarked that when the session was finished, he felt like he'd just done the two-hour yoga class.